- You guys missed a spot in my back. Grind the knife hard and deep, okay? I enjoy the pain.
- After all these years, I guess I don't merit even one sorry.
- I really, really, really miss you.
- My God, you are shallow.
- In retrospect, you did a real number on my psyche. No wonder I have commitment issues.
- One of these days, I'm probably going to irritate you too.
- For all the defending I do, I wish someone would for once stand up and stick up for me. Which is an entirely wrong mindset, because hey, independence and courage and inner strength and all that jazz, but Lord, I wish someone would say I'm worth fighting for, and worth being a true friend to.
- Stop making me cry, dammit. I get the worst case of sniffles.